SINGLE REVIEW :: Thighmaster - "Jillian Michaels Wellness Cruise" (High Dive Records)
Thighmaster - “Jillian Michaels Wellness Cruise”
Released via High Dive Records January 10th, 2020.
“All aboard! Ahoy and welcome to Thighmaster’s hottest single “Jillian Michaels Wellness Cruise”! We hope you’ve brought a swimsuit, sunscreen, and above all, a go-with-the-flow attitude. With a reviving guitar riff, you are pushed out to sea, away from all your troubles. Don’t worry - the reliable tambourine acts as a lifeboat so you are safe to relax and let the warm vocals wash over you like soaked rays of sun. Deep drums drive the ship to your dream destination. This is your captain speaking: Prepare to “drop anchor and let the champagne flow.” Here, you have reached your escape. They are “playing [your] favorite song” and you are finally free to “[dance] all night long.” It’s time to take harbor in this oasis. And for the low, low price of 3 minutes and 52 seconds, you can. I even heard Ms. Michaels will be there.”
GO TO THE ALBUM RELEASE SHOW (1/10 @ The Brick w/ Fullbloods and Drugs & Attics)
Review by ::
Skylar Rochelle
Manor Co-Organizer & Blog Editor
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